Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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