Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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