i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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