why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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