i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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