Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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