awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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