If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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