you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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