Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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