So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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