Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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