last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize