Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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