bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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