You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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