he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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