i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
The feeling are messing with the penis
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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