I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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