am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
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