id be glad to
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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