We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
we should paint friendship bongs
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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