im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
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