is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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