Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I DEMAND FORESKIN
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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