what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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