i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
How naked do you want me to be?
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