haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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