New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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