I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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