what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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