I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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