Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
It's just like the Real World with babies
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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