So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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