okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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