Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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