i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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