Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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