idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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