If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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