did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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