I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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