It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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