he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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