Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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