Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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