Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
She announced her abortion via fbk
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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