Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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