u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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