I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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