Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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