god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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