i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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