I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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