im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
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