The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
