The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
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