im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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