Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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